Little Red Riding Bebeh...=D

Once upon a time,there was a cutely little bebeh.She lives with her parents in a small hut.She has a grandmother that lives not far away from her house.Her grandmother hate her so much.On her 9th birthday,her grandmother gave her a bullshit wrapped with a red riding hood.The little bebeh was so happy with that bullshit.So,she threw away the bullshit and keep the hood because her grandmother scold her for keeping the bullshit instead of the hood.Her grandmother forced her to wear the hood everyday.Since that day,the little bebeh called little red riding bebeh.

One day,her grandmother fall sick.She had a constipation."little red riding bebeh,"her mother called."Your f*cking grandmother is not in the well."I cooked some bullshit for her.Could you deliver this bullshit to you grandmother?But remember!Do not loitering in the forest.There are a mad Troll in the forest.You should follow the river."Okay, bitch!"said the red riding bebeh rudely.

After saying goodbye to her mother,the red riding hood walk away through the river according to her mother's advise.But,she forgot her mother's advise,she walk through the forest.
Along the way,she saw many pretty flowers.So,she picked a flower chicken droppings.She realised that she was late to send those bullshit.It was evening already."Omg!I'm late.I must use a shortcut to reach my grandmother."So,she used the shortcut in the forest.Suddenly,the red riding bebeh heard a voice."Where are you going?baybeah!!"She turned around and saw a big fat Troll.Now she remember her mother's advise.She felt very aroused.She tried to calm down."I...umph...I am going to my grandmother's house to give her this bullshit,you wanna come along?Answered the red riding bebeh."Is it far away from here?"asked the Troll."umph,not far."Answered the red riding bebeh."You can go.I dont wanna follow you.Your grandmother sux,she wont allow me to give some anal.

After a long walk,the red riding bebeh reached her f*cking grandmother's house.She knocked her boobs.THEN,she knocked the door."Whose outside?"a voice coming from inside the house."Its me,red riding bebeh,a**hole!"answered that girl."Come in,the door is not locked,bitch!"said the voice.She opened the door and said "Im here bitch!How are you?"
"Im not in the well"with a roughed voice."What's wrong with your English?"asked red riding bebeh."I'm sorry,I had a sore throat.I can't afford to buy a new throat.It's costs RM99.99"
"Why are your boobs so big today?" "So that I can see you clearly." "Your ass also looks big"
"So that I can hear your voice better." "Your cock looks so big and sharp!" "So that i can fuck you in the mouth.Muahahaha!Suddenly,a Troll jumped off the bed and pay the red riding bebeh about $20.So,the red riding bebeh started a stripped dance.Then,the Troll started to get aroused,and he shouted "I wanna fuck you!!Then,she started screaming for help.

In the same time,the big daddy came by,he heard the scream and rushed quickly in the house.When he saw the Troll,he quickly cut the Troll's nuts.Then,her grandmother came out from the Troll's nuts.From that day,the red riding bebeh always remember her mother's advise.

~The News Strait Times,Tue December 15 2009~